"The tall one with the glasses"
"The funny one"
"The one with the crazy eyes"
"The one that does the moon-walk next to her coochie"
"The one that does the robot"
"The one that puts her glasses on her you-know-where"
Maggie has been fired from two strip clubs because of these otherwise obvious compliments.
She has found her home on stage at venues such as Mary's Club and The Acropolis in Portland, Oregon.
Many people have proclaimed "you should be a comedian!" to which the obvious retort is "which venue would have me?"
With Covid taking a toll on live performance venues, the next logical move was online.
FAQ:
​
5'10"
A lady never tells
They're fake
They're also fake
6 or 8" respectively
Fourth generation PNW Native
A long time
Slightly less time
The carpet matches
Yes, there is a carpet
Yes, it's a tattoo
Yes, that's also a tattoo
7
It's what everyone calls me